Myths About Croquet You Can Ignore

If you tell your friends you are going to try croquet, they might have a very specific image in their heads. Usually, it involves strict rules, stiff clothing, and a lot of standing around.
The reality of a modern club is very different. Here are the three biggest myths you can leave at the gate.

Myth #1: You need to wear "The Whites"

You have seen the photos. Everyone dressed in pristine white, looking like they are attending a garden party in 1920.
The Reality: While competitive players wear white for tournaments (mostly to keep cool in the sun), it is not required for Come and Try sessions.
What to wear instead: Comfort is king. We recommend:
  • Shoes: This is the only strict rule. You must wear flat-soled enclosed shoes (sneakers or trainers) to protect your feet and the lawn. No heels, no heavy work boots.
  • Hat: A broad-brimmed hat or cap is essential for the sun.
  • Clothing: Shorts and a polo or t-shirt are perfect. You want to be able to swing your arms freely.

Myth #2: It is a "gentle" game

Because it is played at a walking pace, people assume croquet is purely social and passive.
The Reality: Golf Croquet is a game of blocking, knocking opponents away, and seizing territory. It is a cunning game.
The most polite people you meet at the club will often be the ones plotting to send your ball to the boundary line. It is competitive, strategic, and surprisingly addictive.

Myth #3: It takes years to learn

The Reality: You will be hitting balls through hoops in your first 20 minutes.
The mechanics are simple: hit the ball, run the hoop. The strategy takes a lifetime to master—that is why people play for decades—but the fun starts immediately. You don't need to study a rulebook before you arrive; you just need to pick up a mallet.
We have one waiting for you — and someone to show you how to use it.